The Lady Hooligan’s Page

I’m pretty much fed up with clearing all the Russian spam from my blog, so I have decided to create an entry just for them…

So if you want FREE VIAGRA and cheap cialis and all kinds of other drugs without prescription, you’re welcome to take a look at the comments on this post… Don’t even think THEY will realise that they’re the real joke on this page…

I can think of no other explanation for why I made that specific comment, on that occasion, in that setting, to that particular person…

Let me start at the beginning…

I signed for a property in early February 2010. The deposit was due on the 15^th of April. For some reason, I was a day late, but I got the correct account details and went into the bank - a branch in the city where no-one knew me - to complete the transfer. It was a Friday morning in the middle of the month, so no queues, and I got helped fairly instantly.

I had taken my ID book out of my handbag the day before, to save bulk, but I always carry my drivers’ license on me and that can be used as a means of identification as well.

After swiping my card, entering my PIN and answering some questions that only I would know the answers to, the teller asked whether she could see some ID. That made sense, as the deposit amount IS massive. I asked whether they would accept my drivers’ licence (some institutions don’t!) as I didn’t carry my ID book on me.

Now for the trigger: as long as it’s valid.

And my response???

“Well…. the person who sold it to me assured me it would be valid for at least a year!”

You should have seen the expression on her face, until she saw the expression on mine! Fortunately, she was a good sport, and the transaction went through without any further delays.

I am now the proud owner of 59.2 % of 4 and a half concrete pillars. (3 whole ones and 3 half ones…)

Now to get a bank to agree to loan me the rest…